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Mad dog is dead
October 26, 2011
I is a dog lover, not the type that women droll over “oh loss puppy cute,” the little yapper no bigger than a fist but just like short men think them is Bull mastifs, I like a big bad dog, the type that when yuh see it de word respect does comes to mind.
One time ah did experiment wid small dogs, two black Cocker Spaniels, I knew more bout them family lineage than mine, de male was a class act, went to de dog Kennel shows and in two twos was a champion dog but he and he Rotweiler could never get along and the little idiot would always torment the Rot and nearly end up dead.
One day, I swear he days as a show dog over and that my investment and plans to breed de little muts dead and gone but de brute recover nicely. Dem two lil dogs was bare trouble. She was Storm but I shoulda call she Tormentor cause she used to instigate all de trouble and den run and leave yuh boy Buddy, he name after Bill Clinton dog that get kill. Yuh see, every dog had a name, a story and personality to match.
Dave Martins, the iconic Caribbean song writer and singer had a song called “I want to be a puppy”, real funny, in which he say that iffing he ever come back again, he want to be a puppy, because of all the sweet treatment that women does shower pun puppies!
As I was saying, I love big dogs, strong robust and protective. My dearest Rotweiler was “Bussa” named after the revolutionary slave that stage the first strike against slavery up at Baileys plantation in Bubbadus. He was awesome, woe betide de man that cross that fencing uninvited, it brek muh heart when he died of cancer! I also admired Arafat and so I have a Bull Mastif called Yasser. He getting on age wise but outlast he namesake, still imposing figure around 150 pounds. Lewinsky, who passed away recently was wutless, she wasn’t that choosy when she was in heat! Work that one out fuh yuself! Today de man of de yard is a bad ass fella, a blue grey Neopolitan Mastif who will not conform, he is Chavez!
There was a Rotweiler named Gadafi, this dog was a terrorist fuh sure and only I could handle he, trouble from de start, eventually I send he to St. Vincent where he fathered many up and coming revolutionaries, he namesake shoulda gone there too! This past week de real Gadafi met de creator and he got some explaining to do and while I not crying fuh he, de way de dead left muh wid mixed emotions. Shot in a cross fire they say but looking at de pictures a blind man could see assassination! Crossfire could miss everybody else and hit he in de head twice? Not even a navy seal could be dat accurate! De world not crying fuh Gadafi but I getting a feeling in muh stomach that things might not go de way we expect in that part of de world! Listening to de spokesman fuh de transitional council, he swear the freedom fighters are disciplined, that Gadafi was being taken to hospital, that he was shot in a cross fire, all will be well in Libya, the world has nothing to worry about! He sounded remarkably like Gadafi’s spin doctors, new team same approach!
Is this the new Libya, is this how justice will be meted out? Not at de Hague but with the golden gun in the desert? R.I.H. Rot In Hell Gadafi!
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